ANECDOTES

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I occasionally go crazy, even insane

but I ALWAYS come back for supper

I’d rather be a know-it-some than a know-it-all. One is a great conversationalist; the other has no friends.

If your love is also blind

Do not ask for my advice

YOUR THOUGHTS CONSUME YOU

YOUR INTELLECT CONFUSES YOU

YOUR BRILLIANCE ALIENATES YOU

YOUR CYNICISM AGES YOU

AND YOU DARE TO TELL ME IGNORANCE IS NOT IN FACT

BLISS

I've been called a genius and a liability, sometimes in the same sentence.

Without curiosity, there is no creativity; 

Without doubt, there is no discovery;

Without risk, there is no reward;

Without absurdity, there is no genius

Love the music not the musician;

He is but a slave to your soul

You won’t escape the rut you’re stuck in by doing nothin'

"It's not about being cool; it's about not being a fucking idiot." -My friend Quinn

I used to think I was witty and blunt

Turns out I was a shitty drunk

The light is where one shines it and not always where one shines

Be wary of those who steep too long in their own narratives

All of my good shit

disappears into the night

and makes some bum’s day

You appear angry

Many words were said last night

Forget them, I did

You must ALWAYS tip

Bad drunks must tip twice as much

Or probably more

I took the day off

To wallow in self pity

And beg forgiveness 

What was that dude’s name?

Did that boat belong to him?

What a fun boat ride

Someone stole my weed

My fanny pack is missing

Nevermind, found it

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I’d rather be a know-it-some than a know-it-all. One is a great conversationalist; the other has no friends.

In a just so town

They were plagued with just so ways

And curiosity ate them up inside

So they moved to a much more town

And lived in a much more way

From wild oats and scattered seeds

Sprout wild gardens and wicked weeds

Spiders spin their tapestries

In gnarled branches of aged old trees